The power to make my own sandwich

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to live.

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to see through air

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The power to turn into birdseed

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the power to complete math exercises

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!