The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to not see ads

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!