The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power of love

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!