The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

the power of mind controlling...yourself

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

The power to sharpen a pen

The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

The power to live.

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

To shit bricks.

the power to have a dick in the box

The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

The power to be never need to use the bathroom

The ability to swim in water.

The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

The power to change your emotions at will

The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

The power to fly 2mm above the ground

The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

power to fart through your mouth

The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

The power to emit contagious yawns.

The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!