The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power drown in water

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to speak braille.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to not see ads

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!