The power to not care.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to waste money

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!