- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to die

All of aquaman's powers.

to randomly self destruct at any time

the power to walk on land.

The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to be fireproof under water

The power to see through glass walls.

The power to put up with your in-laws.

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

The power to like any show

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

The ability to hear fish.

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

The power to talk without a tongue

The power to die.

The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

The power to grab a cats face

Pointless Super Powers