The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to speak braille.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!