The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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swear words -jesse

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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Delayed Reaction Man

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!