- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

anything Aquaman does

The power to take edible shits.

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

power to have no power at all

The power to die

The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power to suck your own dick

The power to have hindsight.

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The power to walk through doors, then open it.

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

The power to fly 3 inches.

The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

Pointless Super Powers