- Pointless Super Powers

The power to love Justin Bieber

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

kabloooeeey!!!

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power of bad luck

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

32% Levitation.

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

The power to be fireproof under water

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!