- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power to lower your IQ at will.

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

The power to not have a brain!

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The power to run Crysis.

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to communicate with sperm.

Pointless Super Powers