THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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To shit bricks.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!