The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

The power to skip the Kripp.

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

The power to ignore useful information

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

The ability to eat the red ones last

The power to urinate in mouth.

The power to display emotions at will

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to live.

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to think salmon.

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!