The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to smell through your arse.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!