the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!