The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to run Crysis.

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to smell water.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!