The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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the powre to spel

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The power to burn the sun.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!