The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!