The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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the powre to spel

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!