- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know who farted at any time.

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to make coma patients bark.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

The ability to see through insects.

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power to cum out of your finger tips

the ability to look into your brain

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

the ability to talk to humans

The power to fart on a plane.

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to do something while you can play games.

Pointless Super Powers