- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to see the past.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

Pointless Super Powers