the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power to create another human

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!