The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to change your eye color.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The ability to not live forever

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!