- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

the power to orgasm with your mind

The power to take huge shits at will.

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to speak in only anime openings

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The power to never finish your sentences because

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to die when you get old

The power to turn cake into pie

Pointless Super Powers