- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power of laser pointer vision.

Pointless Super Powers