the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to die at will

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to fold paper seven times

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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the power to get sick

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!