PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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Acid tears.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!