the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to die

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to touch your toes

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!