- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The power to not care.

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to get laid by your right hand.

The power to die from darting too hard

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

The power to pee after drinking lots of water

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

Pointless Super Powers