The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to like this power

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!