the ability to fart out of your nose

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to get arrested

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to read terms and conditions

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to not be funny

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power think five times slower.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!