The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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To have the power to breathe

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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the power to control nothing

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!