The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!