- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

The ability to count to potato

The power to have an ability.

The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

The power to transform into baby food.

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

to do nothing

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to lower your IQ at will.

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to be missed when present.

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

to randomly self destruct at any time

The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!