The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to not have any power at all

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!