The power of christ ;)

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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the power of the succulent game

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the power to morph into yourself

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The ability to like this post

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!