The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power of hindsight

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!