The power to die from darting too hard

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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the power to die

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to become powerless

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to jump face first

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!