the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!