the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to see the past.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to have a V8

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!