The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to have a V8

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to smell water.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!