The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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the ability to die on command

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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the power to see stuff

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power of women's rights.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!