- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The power to have no superpower

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

the power to see stuff

The ability to go to hell.

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power of women's rights.

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

The power to shrink your private parts.

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to see water one meter behind you.

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

Pointless Super Powers