The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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the ability to die on command

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!