The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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75% levitation

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!