- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power to be an idiot.

The power to change your urine to any color

to zap people but only yourself

the power to shit out of your nose

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

The power to turn into a lamp once.

you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to die from darting too hard

The power to shape-shift only into a human

The power to never be old but died at young age

The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

the power to die

The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

Pointless Super Powers