The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power... to move you.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to get arrested

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!