The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!