the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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the power to be in AA.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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make youself dumb

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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the power to catch em' all

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!