- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

The power to fart in technicolor.

The power to turn cake into pie

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

The power to make any glass of water into milk

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

the power to be Justin bieber

The power to write pointless superpowers

the power to half transform to something.

the power to smell like ham

The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

the power to not have powers when you need them most

The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

Pointless Super Powers