- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make up pointless superpowers

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

The power to change your eye color.

The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

Being only half invisible.

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

the power to eat people :D

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The power to pee while standing up

the ability to command watermelons

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The power to moves in slow motion.

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

Pointless Super Powers