- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The power to break bones at will.

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

All of aquaman's powers.

To have the ability to piss off the police

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The power to lock open doors

The power to volunteer as tribute.

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

Liam Brudenell

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

The power to autocorrect your mom.

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

Pointless Super Powers