The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to change your eye color.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!