- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

ability to run very fast forever

the power to get wider by eating junk food

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

The power to have gravity.

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

The power to shrink boobs

Pointless Super Powers