- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The power to see through windows

The power to smell whore

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The ability to sweat poop.

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

Pointless Super Powers