- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to turn toast back into bread

the power to read this sentence

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power of 12% levetation

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

Immunity to curable diseases.

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

The power of laser pointer vision.

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The power to give the wrong directions

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

Pointless Super Powers