the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to think of food

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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open up pickles glass

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!