the power to get sick

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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the power to be in AA.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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the power to turn into a tree

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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boo

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to not see anything

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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To shit bricks.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!