the power to turn retarted

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The Power to Power

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!