The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!