- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

The power to fly if you are eating.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

lol

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

the power to sleep while standing!

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

Pointless Super Powers