the power to defecate while standing up...

The power to write fast but only when your hungry

The power of compulsive lying.

The power to get laid by your right hand.

The power of writte with our feets.

The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

the power to have a dick in the box

The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

The ability to have udders for nipples.

The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

The power to glow while under the sun

The power to make a pointless superpower.

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!