The power to eat soap.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!