The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to die.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to die early.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!