- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

Liam Brudenell

The power to wish you had a power

The power to not get shit dick

The power to break a Nokia

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

The power to touch your toes

The power to make remotes invisible

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

The power to lock open doors

The power to make yourself forget your life

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to create a unicorn online.

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

the power to summon a massive midget

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

Pointless Super Powers