The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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Nope. Just nope.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to not care.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to plank

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The ability to control dairy products

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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the power to animate condiments

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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the power to turn retarted

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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boo

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!