the power to any ugly person love you.

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

the power to like charlie

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

the power to animate condiments

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

The power to be asleep while in bed

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

the power to have an organsim when your a boy

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

The power to give the wrong directions

The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!