- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to go forward in time at will.

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to poo without wiping.

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to breath Oxygen

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

Being a freemason

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Pointless Super Powers