The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The ability to not live forever

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!