- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to close your nose

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The power to not get shit dick

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

The power to release the bogus

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power of becoming an apple tree

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The power to fart in technicolor.

The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

to zap people but only yourself

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

Pointless Super Powers