The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!