The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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Being only half invisible.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to smell whore

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to see through windows

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!