- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

The power to get hurt without a break.

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

the power to become translucent

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power to release the bogus

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The ability to eat the red ones last

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

Pointless Super Powers