The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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the power to get sick

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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the power to catch em' all

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!