The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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the power to sleep while standing!

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the power to jizz money

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!