- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

The power to clap 14 times a second

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The power to quote memes randomly

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

The power to swallow instead of spit

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power drown in water

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

The power to control paprika with your mind

The power to survive at absolute zero

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The power to walk on frozen water.

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

Pointless Super Powers