The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to become powerless

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to control yourself

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to die

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!