- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

the power to morph into yourself

The power to do something while you can play games.

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The ability to know when men have erections

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to have no superpower

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

Pointless Super Powers