The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to take edible shits.

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to not care.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!