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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!