- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

Having the power to stand still

the power to transform into Kanye West

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

Pointless Super Powers