- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power to die

To have the power to breathe

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

the power to do nothing

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The ability to go to hell.

The capability to draw penises very well

The power to break bones at will.

The power to kill yourself.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to be powerless

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The power to sharpen a pen

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

the power to turn food into shit

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

Pointless Super Powers