- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

The power to make clean socks dirty.

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

the power to read your own mind

All of aquaman's powers.

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

the power to change people socks on command

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

The power to shrink your private parts.

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

Pointless Super Powers