The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to get arrested

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to read terms and conditions

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power think five times slower.

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!