The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to be a gamer

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!