- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

The power that turns farts into music.

The ability to not live forever

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

The power to throw fireballs only under water

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The power to have a V8

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to create a pointless superpower

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

the power to read this sentence

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The power of 12% levetation

Pointless Super Powers