- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to lower your IQ at will.

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The ability to die on command.

The power to see oxygen.

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to poo without wiping.

The power to smell water.

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The power to journey into the future of the past.

Pointless Super Powers